Shopping with ur girlfriend

Going shopping with ur girlfriend is lyk goin on war without any weapon...

She can spend long hours after a simple pair of bangles at any shop and at the end of the day buy nothing..

if she likes some bangles, rate will be higher and if she finds reasonable price she does not lyk one..

she can spend whole day or two or may be whole week to buy those bangles..

she is buying those bangles not bcoz she needs them or wants them. 

She is buying dem coz one of her frenemy(friend and enemy) flaunted them a day ago.
And in this whole scenario u will find urself as a dummy or chotu but not ur existence.

Girlfrnd: HOWz It Lukin???

if u said: Lookin beautiful sweaty...

Gf: tumko to sabhi kuch acha lagta hai...!!

if You said: It’s SO SO...!!

Gf: Acha Doosri Try karun??

if You said: Bakwas hai yar

Gf: Tumko mere upaar kabhi kuch ach bhi lagta hai...??

and if You are: Speechless

Gf: tum to chahte hi nahi mai kabhi kuch khareedun. tum kabhi intrest nahi lete hamesha aise hi karte ho. nahi lena jao.

With shopkeeper:
 Bhaiya...Ye choodiyan kitne ki hain???

Shopkeeper: Madam %^&$ ki...

Gf: Wo peeche wala to #$% ki de raha tha...Sahi laga lo

Shopkeeper: madam @&* kam de dena...!!

Gf: #$%^ ki de rahe ho to dedo

SK: nahi madam itne ki nahi padegi..

Gf: moves to the next shop repeats the whole scenario again and again now comes to first shopkeeper, Bhaiya $%^ ki de do.

Now at another shop:

Gf to you: Plz na Paani ki bottle aur Mera Purse Pakad lo mujhe ye suit dekhna hai...next tym aake lungi.

Accha suno, ye jeans dekho, isme main moti to nahi lagungi na....

you: Bilkul nahi Jaan.

gf: Yaar par ye jeans to meri frnd %^&& ne pehle hi pahen li..

you: Dusri try karlo na JAAN.

gf: Noway i liked this one only..

you: Then buy it...

gf: Stupid i told u naa, i cant...!!!

you: chalo fir Sarojini chalte hain yahan pe sab common hi milta hai

gf: Nahi sarojni nahi yar, Kal hi mom ke saath gayi thi. I didnt lyk anythng except one top, One skirt, a pair of trousers, a tee and one...

without completing her first sentence 

Arre mai to bhool hi gayi mujhe City Walk se Eye liner lena tha.

you: jaldi decide karo kya karna hai, phir movie bhi dekhni hai.. maine kal tickets book karwa liye the.

gf:U always do this, U never listen to me.... Hamesha apni marzi chalate ho... I dnt want 2 see that movie.. u go alone.

you: why???

gf: i like salman movies only...

hahaha..they like Salman's movies because they feels that other actors are chichore...lol

Now She is done wid every thing: 

Mumma Calling Have to have to reach home ASAP...Plz Make it fast...thoda aur speed me nahi chala sakte kya??

Dad gonna kill me God help me today only plz plz plz...

After Reaching Home:

Gf: Itna tym kahan laga diya kisi ko lift dene lage the kya??

you: how is evrything at ur end??

Gf: every thing is normal...my sis lyked my bangles so much...so I gave those bangles to her....!!!Lol

we will go there next weekend to by those bangles again...

U: again speechless and just thinking why i am doing all these things???